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In a world that has gone toupee-sy turvy, Jesus L’Oreal Christ returns once again from the call centre in the sky with more untold stories, legwarmers and wind machines to promote his new fitness and wellbeing empire.

Join the dyslexic disco-dancing King of the Shoes as he inspires you to achieve your inner beauty by the Rivers of Babyliss or destroy your fatted calves doing the Pontius Pilates workout. With another high-octane hour of song, dance and alternative facts, your saviour is on hand to help you cast the first stone. 
Highlights from Edinburgh Festival 2017
"a five-star show if ever there was one" Dominic Holland

"Infectiously amiable"  The Scotsman

"The wit is relevant and intelligent with a front man whose stage presence is mesmerising.  Shout Halleberrylujah and give in to this new fitness fad" Broadway Baby






Video shot and edited by Mallard Productions